Sex Vixens From Outer Space |
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First and foremost, hit CTRL-S when you enter a room or when something happens to see Sandie's reaction. Sometimes helpful, sometimes not.
Blast off standing up. (Wonder how She-La survived at the end?)
KILL SANDIE. Didn't need that bitch anyway. Alternately, KISS her at the control panel, MAKE LOVE, RUB TITS, RUB SNATCH, JACK, you know, the usual sex stuff. You can also use this sort of stuff with the other ladies you encounter.
Break their hearts... When you get Down with a woman, immediately get back Up. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh?
Piss of the guy in the space station... EAT EGG and die of food poisoning. PICK UP EGG or PICK UP CHERRY from the galley and watch him blow his top. Of course, if you're feeling a little light footed, KISS him. You can also make the mistake of going to SLEEP in the barracks or even in your own bed.
If you don't EAT CHERRY, you will die when you try and make love with She-La. You can also die if you try to do anything to the guards they don't like, such as running away, fighting them or trying to grab anything belonging to La-Lust that you shouldn't. You will also die if you forget to fix up the Sex-Ray.
Starting off you see your space ship. The magic word is SPACE. Go North to your control panel just to get the magic message. North again to receive a very important message. Sit your butt Down and BLAST off for Fed Planet One.
Now get back Up, and let's jam South, South and South yet again to get to the air-lock. OPEN the air-lock and go South to exit the Thruster. Go East to the car, and GET IN. No controls, but it wants your credit card so GET CARD out of your pocket and INSERT CARD into the slot. You automatically go cruising to the Pink Flamingo Hotel where you go South and South again to get to the hotel desk. As in real life, never pass up free money so GET COIN and now we have to pay the robot. GET CARD from your pocket again and GIVE CARD to the robot. Go West to the lift, and again, since you want to go up, GET CARD from your pocket and INSERT CARD into the lift device.
You are in your room. Let's go to the bathroom first, so go East and... instant woman capsules? Got to get one of these. GET COIN out of your pocket and INSERT COIN into the machine. GET CAPSULE and who cares what that Sandie thinks. Go West back to the bedroom and TURN ON COMPUTER. What do we want? Why, Lila of course, so tell them to SEND MAID up to your room. She is, of course, impressed by you. Give her what she wants so get Down on the bed and MAKE LOVE with her. Yup, it's a dirty thankless job doing things this way... but someone has to do it. ASK her for some information about the Tribe and she will spill her guts to you. Our job is finished here, so go West, South, South, Up into the BT, and North, North, North to our control panel. Sit Down again and BLAST off for what's his name's space station.
When you arrive, get Up, South three times to get to the air-lock, OPEN it, go South, OPEN the space station's airlock, and let's take a look around. Go West to the kitchen and EAT CHERRY since you're kind of hungry. We want to find the guy who runs the place so East and South and you see him. We want to ASK him about Mongo but he won't tell you anything without something in return so GET CAPSULE from your pocket and GIVE CAPSULE to the horny guy. He gives you the navigation code to the next place and like magic you're back at your controls. Sit Down and BLAST to Mongo.
Get Up again, South three times to the air-lock, OPEN, and step out South to take a look at Mongo. Yeah, very clever hills. Go any direction twice (let's say North, North) and, uh oh, it's the goon squad. A bunch of blue chicks want to see what you're made of so UNDRESS for them. They toss you in prison with She-La who will help you escape, for a price. Get Down and with her and FUCK SHE-LA's brains out. Exhausting but you must go on, so ASK her how to escape. You get booted down a shaft and end up in some sort of lab. Go East and, look here, it's a Sex-Ray. PRESS GREEN button to turn that sucker on. PRESS RED to make it fuck up. Now go West and West again to where you got two of the amazon guards waiting there to capture you again. They take you to La-Lust, but she looks like a shapeless yellow blob with too much eyeliner.
Still, screw up your courage and get Down onto her bed and MAKE LOVE to her. Yeah, pretty impressive, but she wants to show you the Sex-Ray in action, so do anything at all really (like North). Ha, joke is on her. You want to blow this fiesta before it destructs all around you, so East out of there. Whoops, looks like our only hope is one of those Sky Bikes so RIDE BIKE back to your ship, go Up into the Big Thruster. You're at the control panel. Sit Down a final time and BLAST off that hellhole and you have won the game. Hit a cusor key to see your prize and then CTRL-S if you want to see the "hey dude, you won" message.