VIZ

Through the magic of microchip technology you are about to be whisked from your dull, drab bedroom to the town of Fulchester to take part in a spectacular race between Viz favourites, Johnny Fartpants, Buster Gonad and Biffa Bacon. Others to look out for will include the Fat Slags, Mrs Brady, The Parkie, Spoilt Bastard, Aldridge Prior, Bertie Blunt, Finbarr Saunders and Sid The Sexist. 
 
The race will of course be covered by FTV's own Roger Mellie. 
 
The game begins in the changing room where you choose your character using the joystick. Press FIRE to select the character of your choice. 
 
The race takes place over five sections, Country, Town, Building Site, Beach and Disco. The object is to win all five sections. Should you lose one, you will have to do it again. 
 
If your character falls over, off a cliff, or off the screen, he must wait for a short while before returning to the race. For every fall he receives a shame token. Three of these and he is out of the game. 
 
Lane discipline will be maintained by the referee, Rodney Rix, who will throw bricks at anyone leaving their lane. 
 
Each of the three characters has his own special powers to help him complete the course, and each contestant has two bonus levels on which they can gain tokens for use later.

BIFFA BACON

Biffa's abrasive no-nonsense style makes him a favourite to win the race. Indeed, his face-punching, teeth-kicking antics have established young Biffa as a firm favourite among less intelligent Viz readers. 
 
Biffa bashes his way through many obstacles using punch power. Press fire and Biffa exchanges power tokens for bunches of five, walloping all and sundry out of the way. 
 
For special power hold down FIRE for about one second, release and press it again and Biffa becomes convinced that someone has SPILLED HIS PINT! Needless to say he immediately goes into a uncontrolled fighting frenzy. 
 
BONUS LEVEL ONE 
 
Pint Drinking is by means by which Biffa accumulates his power. Wiggle the joystick and Biffa will drink a pint. 
 
BONUS LEVEL TWO 
 
Bricks rain down on Biffa. Move the joystick up to BUTT them, right to PUNCH them or down to KICK them, thus obtaining tokens.

JOHNNY FARTPANTS

Probably the most notorious Viz characters of all, Johnny owes his success to a windy bottom. Indeed his pumping Pranks have become legend, while his underpants have become brown and dirty. Anyway, with his diet of pickled eggs, Johnny will try to win the race using chuff power. 
 
Hold down FIRE for about a second, release, and press again to unleash Johnny's Super Power - a massive curry-induced MEGA PUMP. 
 
Press FIRE once and Johnny releases a bottom Burp which propels him forwards, and over obstacles. 
 
FIRST BONUS LEVEL 
 
Waggle your joystick and Johnny will use his special anal inflation technique to blow up balloons. (But don't over-fart it, or the balloon - and your bonus will blow away.) 
 
SECOND BONUS LEVEL 
 
By wiggling the joystick, Johnny is Pump-propelled up the special farting scale, winning tokens as he goes.

BUSTER GONAD

Regular readers of VIZ will have guessed how buster progresses through the game. He uses his plum power, bouncing along astride his massive nuts. Press FIRE and exchange a token for one Buster Ball Bounce. 
 
Or use buster's special powers + hold down FIRE for about a second, release it and press it again and Buster carts his Bollocks along in a wheelbarrow for extra speed. 
 
BONUS LEVEL ONE 
 
Buster gains power tokens by Pancake Flattening, using his bulbous balls to flatten lumps of dough produced by the pancake machine. Just waggle the joystick and Buster drops his plumbs (but make sure that the pancake is flat or it will not count). 
 
BONUS LEVEL TWO 
 
Wiggle the joystick and Buster bounces higher and higher. The higher he goes, the more his scrotum aches, but the more tokens you gain.

KEY CONTROLS

F1	- Speech On/Off
F3	- Music On/Off
P	- Pause
Q	- Quit Game (while Paused) 

Movement is by joystick only.